Okay, are you sitting down?
Because, you are going to need to be sitting down. Especially,
If you are
Afraid Of Spiders
I’m not afraid of spiders. In fact, I am the official spider killer for our home. I am summoned by shrill voices of odd hours of the day to come “Get it! Get It! Get it! Get It! Get it! Get It!”
I’ve never really been freaked out by spiders. Unless, you count that one time when I was driving on the highway and I thought I saw something way off in the distance. Then I realized that I was not looking at something in the far distance that indeed there was an enormous wolf spider walking across the edge of the visor–just mere inches from my nose. Let’s just say, thank God for breakdown lanes.
To start the New Year off right our family went for a hike at Sugarcreek MetroPark. To put this in perspective Wudnerground.com said the temperature was 30°F with a windchill factor of 23°F. Earlier in the week the area got about five to six inches of snow which was now hard packed along the trails. It was so cold out that taking a deep breath resulted in coughing.
Thus you can imagine my surprise when I spotted something peculiar along the trail. This discovery has significantly changed my point of view on spiders because… well just watch for yourself.
I’ll say it for you. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!